Some say stacking two bike frames makes city riding much safer. You tower over traffic, and can see anything that may come your way. I’m also sure any hipster cred raises exponentially with the number of frames on your ride. Unfortunately, at those towering heights you may get door’d by a passing car on principle.
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Back by popular demand- I’m resolving to actually pay attention to this blog again
PORTLAND, OR: A Portland-area hipster made an obscure reference on May 18th.
According to sources, Colman Preiss, 28, hipster, made the reference during a social gathering while he was talking about himself. Reports indicate that few to none of the people at the gathering knew to what he was…
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Dreamy days bike riding in space calls for dreamy music. Have you heard of DREAM HITS yet?
Up-and-coming-great-times-garage-pop band DREAM HITS needs YOUR help! So why not help them become a real boy by listening and donating to their cause:
Do not pass up this once in a lifetime oppurtunity to be able to tell people that not only did you donate money to help fund their album, but you knew them before they were famous.
What a great video you’ve made First Floor Under! What a lovely story about attractive bikes and their equally attractive counterparts meeting in what I assume is the attractive West Coast. The Ray Bans and ironic ‘stache were a great touch.
Thanks for sharing!
Hipster Bikes is pleased to announce we’ve reached 69 followers! After much disbelief and, literally, laughing out loud- I’ve decided to commemorate this momentous occasion with sparkle Draculas and shrimp. Am I crossing the thin line of tasteful irony? I’d like to think so.
Trying to coordinate your outfits with your multi-colored fixie parts would much easier if your drunk-self didn’t resent your hipster-self to the point of microwaving your yellow Ray Ban’s after getting a little too buck wild off of $2.50 PBR.
Photo opportunity, artistic expression, night on the town, vacuum sealed Clove cigarettes, Pabst Blue Ribbons, xXxtrafficjamxXx